Hmm.....Your humans, girlie-girl? I think not!

let's get things straight, kay? who is it who adopted you from a place that smelled like..... dog. Us. Who is it that gives you food (which you almost never eat)? Us.who is it who let you wander the house instead of being chained to a stake outside? Us. We take care of you, we bathe you (you hate it, but it is good for you. It is better than having fish scream "FLEAS!!" so loud that everybody goes deaf.) You are our dog. Get used to it. There are five of us and one of you. when it come to your running away games, you cheat. you know we are not allowed to go in the pond, so you head on into it. two words. MAJOR CHEATING!!! Anyway, just make sure you get it straight, okay? You are our dog, not vice versa. O.K.? Good.